Coffee Brake Mug

Mugs. With bike brake handles. For everyone.

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August 24, 2017

To create the strongest, toughest coffee mug on the planet

Coffee Brake Mug

on June 18, 2019 10:54 AM


Once upon a pleasant spring morning, I was cruising to work in the bike lane, sipping on some delicious coffee from the OG Coffee Brake Mug version 1. Ahhh, life was good ... until out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a lady walking a big old Rottweiler with a wide stance. No sooner did I notice the dog, than he cocked his head to the side to see me riding up behind him. In an instant he broke free from his handler and charged for me with his teeth bared. The lady screamed, “BARNEY!”

Out of some combination of fear and instinct, I yelled, “NO!” and swung my mug, connecting with a solid “CLUNK” to the flat part of his head. The dog let out a yelp and backed right off, giving his owner an opportunity to grab the leash.

I reached my destination unscathed, refilled my Coffee Brake Mug and restarted the day.
In a pinch, the Coffee Brake Mug can save your life, or at least your meaty calf muscle. Don’t leave home without it!

*No mugs were harmed in the making of this story.

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Coffee Brake Mug

on June 8, 2019 11:46 AM


Paw needs a brake. Father’s Day is right around the corner, y’all.
Click here: www.coffeebrakemug.com

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Coffee Brake Mug

on June 5, 2019 11:11 PM


You still think this is a game?

GET YO DADDY A COFFEE BRAKE MUG!!!

COFFEEBRAKEMUG.COM

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Coffee Brake Mug

on June 5, 2019 01:44 AM


Customer Jim put a old man fat bike sticker on his Coffee Brake Mug. Love it!!

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Coffee Brake Mug

on June 4, 2019 11:28 AM


This is a picture of my dad fixing my mom’s bicycle. She took me back and forth to school in the busy Tokyo traffic so our rig had to be in tip top shape.
Hey, why not give your dad a gift this year he’ll actually use and be proud of. He already has a closet full of ties so give him a Coffee Brake Mug!!
Simply click the link in the bio and head over to the website: www.coffeebrakemug.com
$26.99
We’re standing by to take your order.

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